Naturally, Evans and I received top marks for our research on the Everlasting Elixir-- I’m sure the final product will be immaculate as well.

[PRIVATE to Narcissus]

Thanks for, er, you know. I hope the potion is still helping? Let me know if you need a refill.

[/PRIVATE]

Sir Head Boy, I eulogize your oh-so-effective methods of correcting behavior. Physically pestiferous letters? Wow. You've managed to reform this seemingly impervious creature.

Really, Potter, stop gloating. It makes you even more unattractive and pig-headed. If that's conceivable.

Captivating things in the news lately, no?

The only thing more abominable than spending several weeks under a deteriorating roof with my intemperate father, is returning to a castle full of halfwits. At least Dumbledore had the sense (shock!) to make me a Prefect. I suppose my OWLs proved worthy? No shit.

Well, I’m off to hole myself up in the library, lest I yield to my urges and leap from the Astronomy Tower.

Don’t waste your time replying. I know you’ve flourishing social agendas to which you must attend.

This is the journal of Severus Selena Snape for maleficium_rpg.

I am not the real Snape (obviously). I'm just having fun. Snape has a penis, and is owned by JKR, who also owns your soul, and mine.

Adios!!